Friday, February 14, 2014

A Running List of Personal Things I've Surreptitiously Done in My Beige Cage

1. Applied deodorant
2. Adjusted ma' undies
3. Done ma' makeup
4. Done ma' hair
5. Pretended to tie ma' shoes but really was just crouching in front of my fan in a desperate attempt to stop sweating after using my lunch break to work out and not giving myself enough time to cool off/shower
6. Taken off ma' boots and socks to accomplish the same goal
7. Put contacts in/taken contacts out
8. Read like 3 chapters of Game of Thrones on ma' kindle
9. Performed several yoga poses, and one stretch that is basically just sticking out ma' boobs
10. Eaten like 8 clementines in a row

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